Will the Big Brother Houseguests WAKE UP?

July 31, 2009

People, people, people... Come on! Is your head in the game?

You had your chance to get Ronnie out, and you didn’t- what a shame!

It is week three in the Big Brother house. By now everyone in the audience and in America is squirming in their seats. You are either a huge fan of Ronnie’s, or you hate him. The geekiest, dorkiest, make friends with all, smartest and dumbest person in the house has broken the mold. He thought he had a great plan… did he initialize it too soon? He was found out to be the rat by week two! How does that happen? He wasn’t careful enough when playing both sides of the house. He made everyone hate him and set himself up for eviction. Except, like I said… it is week three, going on four, and Ronnie is still in the BB house.

What happened? Jessie happened, “He didn’t lie to me.” This was the reason he gave when he explained in the diary room why he wasn’t gunning to get Ronnie out of the house. But no one said it better than Casey in his speech before the eviction voting began, “Ronnie, the manipulative uh... Dorkapotamus, with the God complex. Jessie, the self absorbed, ego maniac with a personality and IQ of, ironically enough, a banana. You have a choice. Go into the diary room, you can do what they tell you to do and vote me out and continue to be mindless sheep herded down toward your OWN eviction OR you can use the anonymity of the Diary Room and vote to keep me here.”

As we all know, it was the master-mind Jessie who has evicted all three members currently watching as the Big Brother saga plays out in the comfort of their own homes now. First to go was Braden, the surfer from California who takes pride in his appearance and thinks of himself as lovable. He tried to play the loveable card in the house and tried to lay-low, but that got him booted. Week two, Laura, the 21-year-old bikini model and youngest in the house was evicted after Ronnie saw that she was the only one that was putting two and two together to figure out that he was the “rat” that was playing all side of the house. And of course, Casey, the fifth grade teacher by day and DJ by night and the oldest one in the house was sent packing in week three as a result of Jessie turning on everyone and deciding to keep the “rat” Ronnie in the house.

Big Brother 11 Houseguests: Braden (evicted week 1), Casey (evicted week 3), Chima, Jeff, Jordan, Kevin, Laura (evicted week 2), Lydia, Michele, Natalie, Ronnie, Russell, Jessie.

Jessie has made his mark in the house. With Natalie and Lydia vying for his attention (are they looking for a showmance or do they really care for Jessie?), Ronnie playing him like a violin, Russell beginning to turn on him, Jeff, Jordan and Michele still not his fans since day one and Chima who doesn’t really know what is going on, Jessie has a target on his back with some houseguests. Especially while donning a cowboy hat and sunglasses and reciting his limerick speech for a replacement nominee: “Move your feet, you got a new seat. Casey, hop in there buddy,”

Who will win the next HOH and maybe set the house into a new balance by getting the rat or the self-absorbed maniac out of the house? Who will be chosen by America to hold the new power the Coup D’etat, and will they use to the best of their abilities? Find out as Big Brother continues throughout the summer every Tuesday at 9p.m. and every Sunday and Thursday at 8p.m.