Saturday, September 22, 2007

Boyfriend Obedience Center Commercial- Announcing for Radio and TV Class

September 22, 2007

Nicole: Come on boy! (RUFF RUFF) Not you lil’ buddy-

Get in the car dear!

Mike: Wait, I’m not finished playing my game yet. (GUN NOISES)

Nicole: GET IN THE CAR! (DOOR SLAMS)

Ashley: If you have a boyfriend who needs some obedience training, bring him to BOC.

The Boyfriend Obedience Center will whip your man into a more submissive state.

Nicole: Obedience Training?

Ashley: Obedience Training!

Nicole: For Men?

Ashley: For men- but not just any man… women it is for your man who is not “house broken.”

Nicole: You’ll love it here! (LAUGH) (DOOR SLAMS AND TIRES SCREECH)

Ashley: BOC- conveniently located in Johnson City, Binghamton, Vestal and Owego. For precise directions, call 1-800-TRAIN-MEN. This is a program designed to make sure that for $350 and only 3 weeks, your man will turn out like this:

Mike: I have folded the laundry, did the dishes, and vacuumed the rugs. Would you like more wine now while I massage your feet?

Ashley: But don’t let him know where he is going!

BOC information can be found at www.defeatthetestosterone.com

Announcing for Radio and TV Commercial- BOC

Nicole: Come on boy! (RUFF RUFF) Not you lil’ buddy-

Get in the car dear!

Mike: Wait, I’m not finished playing my game yet. (GUN NOISES)

Nicole: GET IN THE CAR! (DOOR SLAMS)

Ashley: If you have a boyfriend who needs some obedience training, bring him to BOC.

The Boyfriend Obedience Center will whip your man into a more submissive state.

Nicole: Obedience Training?

Ashley: Obedience Training!

Nicole: For Men?

Ashley: For men- but not just any man… women it is for your man who is not “house broken.”

Nicole: You’ll love it here! (LAUGH) (DOOR SLAMS AND TIRES SCREECH)

Ashley: BOC- conveniently located in Johnson City, Binghamton, Vestal and Owego. For precise directions, call 1-800-TRAIN-MEN. This is a program designed to make sure that for $350 and only 3 weeks, your man will turn out like this:

Mike: I have folded the laundry, did the dishes, and vacuumed the rugs. Would you like more wine now while I massage your feet?

Ashley: But don’t let him know where he is going!

BOC information can be found at www.defeatthetestosterone.com

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